Carnage 5 {4/15/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

April 15th, 2003

A huge pyro shoots down on stage followed by several more as Sacramental Carnage by Sinister begins playing and the crowd lets out their cheers as the camera pans around the sold out Richmond Coliseum in Richmond Virginia showing all of them waving their signs in the air! The view then cuts over to ringside at the commentator's table where Kid Rock and Eminem are at!

Kid: Yo Richmond, whats up in here tonight?! Ya all ready for a kick ass show?

Em: I'd say so Kid, these muthaf'ck's are loud in here man!

Kid: Oh yea and that's the way it should be cause the main event tonight is sweet! Six teams will enter a gauntlet type deal and only one team will walk out the tag champs!

Em: Some good teams in there to, the Dudleyz, Matlock and Jackal, Mack and Blade, and of course the champs Jamie and Virus!

Kid: Also though, we got some other good matches like the tag match with Cassie and Patricia fighting Willow and Faith and that one where Mika and Aaralyn go at it! Bunch of chick's man!

Em: Ye, but also there is that handicapped match with most of XR taking on Andy Styles and Risktaker!

Kid: Man, them rebellion boys are gonna kick some ass tonight! Andy and Risktaker are a couple of jokes!

Em: That they are man! Those two don't stand a chance tonight!

Kid: Beatdown galore, but now, let's starts the show!





Tag Team Match

Cassie and Patricia make their way down to the ring and are soon followed by Willow, but Faith does not come out and is nowhere to be found! Willow jumps in the ring and looks to take down Patricia, but gets tackled by Cassie and nailed with right hands! Cassie then picks up Willow and backs her into a corner, then whips her across the ring to her and Patricia's corner! Cassie soon tags out and Patricia comes in unloading on Willow with some elbows, then looks for a suplex, but gets countered and rolled up for a two count! They get up and Willow clotheslines Patricia then looks for a chick kick, but Patricia ducks and delivers a bulldog to Willow, then tags in Cassie who immediately goes up top and hits a moonsault on Willow and pins, 1......2.......3!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners by pinfall............Cassie Michaels and Patricia Stratigias!

Cassie and Patricia's music hits as they pose together!

Kid: Man, them two honey's sure unleashed on Willow!

Em: Yea, but I wonder what happened to Faith?





Single Match

Mika makes her to the ring and soon, so does Aaralyn! Both women stare each other down while the bell rings and soon, Aaralyn swings nailing Mika who responds back and they soon exchange blows till Aaralyn takes down Mika with a clothesline after a knee to the stomach! She then picks up Mika and hits a suplex followed with a elbow drop! Aaralyn grabs Mika and locks her in a sleeper hold and Mika nearly fades out, but ends up whipping Aaralyn into the ropes and applying a sleeper to her! Aaralyn counters with a backdrop, then picks up Mika and whips her into the ropes looking for a clothesline! Mika ducks and comes back with a flying clothesline, then sets up Aaralyn and hits blazing hell and pins, 1.......2........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall.............Mika Vicari!

My Creation hits and Mika celebrates her win!

Kid: Damn, them two chicks are pretty tough!

Em: Uh huh, ones a crazy psycho and the others a prison bitch!

Kid: Yea, sounds like the perfect pair for us!





Loser's Leave Town
Handicapped Tag Team Match

All four XR members make their way out, then Andy Styles and Risktaker reluctantly come out and stand at ringside! They look to jump in, but refuse and start to leave, but Shawn Michaels and Daddy Mack come running out and throw them in the ring where Shaun and Damien grab Andy and begin beating the hell out of him while Johnny and Dante take it to Risktaker! The whole match lasts for about five minutes with Andy and Risktaker being tossed back and forth between everyone, getting hit with all their finishers before Johnny spears Andy and Shaun hits Risktaker with the lethal injection and pin each man at the same time, 1........2.......3!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners by pinfall...............Shaun Venom,Damien Destruction,Dante, and Johnny X!

Rebel Without A Cause hits as the rebellion stands in the ring flashing the XR sign!

Kid: Whooee, what a beatdown that was! I knew the rebellion would do that!

Em: Yea, Andy and Risktaker got their asses handed to them and are now gone, good riddance!





Street Fight

Jeff Hardy makes his way out to the ring and waits who don't show, so the ref soon issues a ten count and awards the match to Jeff who's music plays as he celebrates the win!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner as a result of a no show..........Jeff Hardy!

Kid: Man, that's fucked up! Rocky does suck man!

Em: Yea he does! Muthaf'cka don't want to show up!





Tag Team Gauntlet Match
SEF World Tag Team Championship

Matt and Jackal starts off against Velzian due to Sting not coming out! Velzian takes it to Matt at first, hitting him hard with some big impact moves! Matt fights back and takes down Velzian with a shoulder to the back of the knee, then starts working on his leg with elbow drops and leg locks! He then tags in Jackal who gives Velzian a press slam, then suplexes and pins for a two count! He whips Velzian into the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but Velzian ducks and comes back with a huge spear! Matt jumps in and clotheslines Velzian, then hits him with a jackhammer before Jackal goes up top and hits the pounce of the jackal and pins, 1.........2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winners by pinfall..........Matt Matlock and The Jackal!

After that, Bombshell hits and out runs the Dudleyz who slide in the ring and jump on Matt and Jackal, beating both men down and looking furious as ever! Bubba stays on Matt, beating him in the corner as Jackal and D-Von both go to their corners! Bubba hits some elbows on Matt, then does his lil elbow to the head dance deal and drops Matt hitting a double axe handle smash on him! He tags out to D-Von who runs in and levels Matt with a huge clothesline, then picks him up and sets him on the t/b and looks for a neckbreaker, but Jackal comes along the apron and clotheslines D-Von! Matt then suplexes D-Von before tagging out to Jackal who comes in and takes down D-Von with a powerslam, then hits a release german suplex on him! He gets D-Von up and looks for the jackals claw, but D-Von fights out and Matt looks to come in, but the ref stops him! Bubba quickly runs in and helps D-Von double team Jackal, whips him into the ropes and they hit the 3D on him! D-Von pins, 1.......2.......3!

LIllian Garcia: Here are your winners by pinfall...........The Dudley Boyz!

Rebel Without A Cause hits and out walks Daddy Mack and Chris Blade! The Dudleyz ready themselves, but Mack and Chris stay at ringside while Shane Viper runs out through the crowd and sets up a table at ringside! Mack and Chris then run in and the match is on! Chris takes down D-Von with a tackle and some punches while Mack and Bubba brawl to the outside! Mack ends up kicking Bubba below the belt, then sending him crashing into the steel steps! He slides back in and helps Chris beatdown D-Von before the ref orders him back to his corner! Chris hits a hanging suplex, then a press slam on D-Von before tagging out to Mack who runs in and gets clotheslined by D-Von! D-Von looks for a reverse ddt on Mack, but gets countered and Mack hits a piledriver on D-Von! He then flies to the corner and knocks Bubba down to the floor with a forearm smash, then goes back to work on D-Von, hitting a german suplex followed by a moonsault! Mack then tags out to Chris who comes in and the two double team D-Von, dropping him with a double suplex! Mack then jumps out of the ring and beats on Bubba! Shawn Michaels then runs out and distracts the ref as Chris puts down D-Von with the blade effect, then jumps outside and lifts up Bubba as Mack grabs his head bringing him down through the table, giving Bubba the 3D! They then jump in the ring and act like they tagged! Mack whips D-Von into the ropes, Chris kicks him in the back, then Mack nails da shows ova on him and pins, 1.......2.......3!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners by pinfall.............Daddy Mack and Chris Blade!

Luke Fynn then comes running out and looks to take down Mack, but out of nowhere Chris runs in and levels Luke with a huge clothesline! He then picks up Luke and holds him as Mack kicks him in the gut and hits the pedigree on Luke, then goes up top as Chris gives him the hardcore slam! mack comes off the top and hits the mack attack on Luke, then Chris pins, 1........2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners by pinfall..........Daddy Mack and Chris Blade!

Then, Virus and Jamie come running out! They drop their titles at ringside and slide in the ring! Chris and Virus slug it out as Jamie goes for Mack and looks to put him down, but misses a dropkick and Mack grabs his legs, slingshotting Jamie out of the ring! Mack then runs over and nails Virus in the head with a forearm! He and Chris then double up on Virus and give him a couple moves before the ref forces Mack to his corner! Chris presses Virus and drops him throat first across the ropes, then grabs him in a waistlock and gives him a release german suplex! They both get up and Virus falls back tagging in Jamie who comes jumping in full of fire and takes down Chris with a hurracanrana, then runs the ropes and takes him down again with a flying headscissors! Mack runs in, but gets dropped across the middle rope! Jamie looks for the 619, but Chris catches his legs as he comes around and tosses him on to the mat, then looks to grab him, but Jamie kicks him in the head, then jumps up and drops Chris with an enziguri! Mack however is up and clotheslines Jamie in the back, then picks him up and hits a hard ddt! Mack then goes to his corner as Chris covers Jamie, 1......2.......kickout! They both make it to their feet and Jamie dropkicks Chris, then hits a jawbreaker on him and goes up top looking for the 450 splash! Mack runs in and throws him off the t/b to the outside railing! Virus comes running and nails Mack in the back, but gets hit with the hardcore slam by Chris! Mack goes outside and grabs Jamie as Chris gives Virus the blade effect, then tosses him outside! Mack rolls Jamie in and goes to his corner where Chris tags him right away, then Mack hits a unorthodoxed sleeper drop on Jamie before locking in the show strangla and wrenching in him as hard as he can! Jamie struggles and tries flipping out of it and reaching for the ropes, but to no avail! Virus gets in the ring, but Chris jumps in and tackles him to the outside! Jamie keeps fighting, but is in too much pain and soon taps out!

Lillian Garcia: Here your winners by submission and new tag team champions...........Daddy Mack and Chris Blade!

Rebel Without A Cause hits and Mack gets up raising his arms up while Chris grabs the titles and jumps in handing one to Mack! They hold them up celebrating!

Kid: Man, that was a hell of a match we just saw! Mack and Chris may have teamed up for the first time, but I think they did ok!

Em: Winning the tag titles, yea I would say so! Good f'n match though, all these guys out here tonight did a great job!

Kid: That's for sure! Tag division ain't to bad really! But hey people, that's it for now, later all, peace!