WAR - 9/25/13

[Marijuana Man]

Venue
Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York

WAR opens up to a shot of A.K.A., the mysterious arabic figure who has been sending messages the last couple weeks and may be responsible for attacks on the Renegades of Peace! a headshot of him only and his beard as scraggly as ever with that menacing stare of sadism.

Tonight the taliban strikes again, we strike fear into each and every one of your hearts keeping the spirit alive. But this will be the last before the debut of the one you have all come to know as simply, A...K...A.

Match 1: Fatal 4 Way
Light Heavyweight Championship
Simon Lee Nash(c) v. Steve Weigel v. Johnny Camaro v. Billy Nuts Dudley
Referee: Doug Melvin

Simon fends off Weigel for most of the match as Billy beats Camaro outside the ring sending him through a table. Simon ready to finish off Weigel with the House of Pain locked in, but Billy comes in swinging a singapore cane to the Light Heavyweight Champ's head. Billy lighting Simon up looks for a white russian leg sweep, but gets a mule kick to the nuts. Simon taking the cane and lighting Billy up sending him reeling on the ropes. Simon dropping the cane and charges with a clothesline to send Billy out to the floor. Weigel on his feet looks for My Suicide, but gets caught by Simon who spins the legendary one around to catch him in the F-5 for the pin to end the match.

Winner: Simon

Match 2: Singles
X Diva Championship
SEX World Heavyweight Championship
Taylor Andrews(c) v. Julie(c)
Referee: Bill McLane

The Sexy Sensual Sweeties starting off with a hug and handshake turn into better enemies as this match progesses and gives one hell of a show. Fast paced action to begin with some high risk moves wowing the crowd. Taylor trying to take The Queen to the mat realizes why she earned that moniker and gets schooled a bit. The Golden Gal hanging in to get some near falls over Julie and has her locked in the T & A at one point. Julie struggling in the hold gets worn down quite a bit before making it to the ropes. Taylor looking for a superkick, but Julie ducking it to go for the Dirty Drop. Taylor twisting out and nails a roundhouse kick to the side of The Queen's head, then lifts her up in a firemans carry to deliver a death valley driver. Taylor heading to the top rope standing up tall and flips off for the 450 splash. Julie getting her knees up sends Taylor flipping to her back holding her ribs in pain. Julie getting to her feet to help Taylor up into Sinful and the pin,

ONE

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TWO

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THREE

Winner: Julie

Main Event: Hardcore Hotel
Host With Da Most: The Mack
Guests: The Darlands & SEW Champions

So finally the return of the Hardcore Hotel happens and it happens right here on WAR! And in the ring which is set up with the big neon sign blinking Hardcore, then Hotel, in red, plus the vacancy sign glowing in white under that, are the guests, well, some of them. Tristan Darland and Brady Henderson stand in a corner opposite the bed while Kira Darland stands in a corner to their left. Across from her is the Light Heavyweight Champion, Simon Lee Nash. Between Simon and Tristan stands Rob Rush, the Underground Champion who leans on the ropes.

And now ladies and gentlemen it is time for the main attraction, the headliner, The Showsteala, here is THE MACK!

"Lowlife" by Kid Rock plays over the pa erupting the crowd in a lot of cheers with some boos for the cocky asshole that is The Mack. But no one comes out of the curtain, however, we finally spot a platform about 8 feet by 8 feet with rails lowering down to the stage. The Mack standing above everyone with a pyro gun in each arm crossed over his chest in an X. He swings them outwards with arrogance and fires off the guns lighting the arena up and making some noise. The crowd making more noise and Mack soon touches down to the stage, drops the guns and swings his legs over the rail to drop down into his muscle pose. Pyro shoots off on the stage behind him and The Mack pops up in a crotch chop, then swaggers to the ring in his gear ready for WAR in the Hardcore Hotel! Mack hopping to the apron between Kira and his bed winking at the GM of WAR, but turns away with that cocky smirk. The Showsteala laying across his bed after getting a microphone and shouts.

WHO'S READY FOR THIS?

A loud response of approval from the crowd and all the guests with their own mics in hand, but Mack firing off first.

Well first things first, Simon, you are the one champion out here who defended their title tonight and since you seen the most recent action, how's it feel?

Simon kinda confused.

How's what feel?

Mack laughing a little.

Seriously dude?

Simon still unsure.

I feel great bro, that fatal four way was tough, but I persevered and shined bright as the Light Heavyweight Champ.

Mack nodding ok and turns to Rob.

So how about you son, ready to drop some weight for me to gain and put the strap up right here tonight against the first ever Underground Champion?

Rob bodding yes.

You damn right I am! You got the match Mack, but you ain't got this strap and no damn person in this company is gonna take from me!

Mack noding ok.

We'll see Robbie, but let's move on over to, Kira, my dear, how are you tonight?

Kira shocked a little, but kind of scoffing at Mack.

I am ok. What is it you want?

Whoa, whoa sister, mellow out, were only here to find out more about the boss lady. OK, so maybe your not the boss of bosses, but you run WAR. Well ok, you run it alongside that Carlos Michael Cole, wait, who is the other GM again!? Ah, it doesn't matter who it is. Kira, darling, what gives honey? You hear to be the boss or you here to be a wrestler? And what the dealio be with big brother over there? Why he got such a hard on for ya?

Kira with wide eyes.

Excuse me?

Mack looking around all asarcastic.

Uh, isn't that gimmick infringement?

Kira looking confused.

Are you high? Oh wait, its you, of course you are!

Mack smiles cheekily.

What's it to ya sweetheart?

Kira rolling her eyes and scowling as Mack says.

So Tristan, you and I had quite an epic street fight last week. But tonight we gotta know, why all the hate bro? You think your attitude is anything fresh in this business? Ok, so your willing to do anything, but what is it that YOU do that defines who you are?

Mack cocking a brow letting his ego shine with a cocky smirk as Tristan stews on this and decides it be best to charge Mack. The Showsteala rolling off the bed under Tristan catches Brady with a dropkick to the chest. Mack popping up to get dropped with a clothesline from Tristan who is taken down with a spear from Rob. Kira lifting her mic up.

ENOUGH! The Underground Title match is now a triple threat match. It will be Tristan Darland versus The Mack versus Rob Rush.

Kira exits the ring and Simon makes his way to the back as well. Smokey making his way out as Mack is up in a corner and some event staff remove the bed from the ring as well as the sign.

Main Event Match: Triple Threat
Underground Championship
Rob Rush(c) v. The Mack v. Tristan Darland w/Brady Henderson
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Tristan and Rob locking up to start this match and mack hangs back deciding to roll out of the ring and head for Brady. The manager to Tristan backs up from mack holding his hands up to stay back and there won't be a problem. Mack just relaxes back and extends a hand out, but Brady refusing to shake slaps The Mack across his face. Mack responding with chops to Brady's chest as Rob drops Tristan with a back suplex out of a side headlock. Mack whipping Brady to the ring steps, but he leaps on to them and flies back in a cross body block. Mack leaping into a dropkick catches Brady in his chest as Rob delivers a side belly to belly suplex on Tristan and makes the pin,

ONE

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TWO

kickout! Rob into a sleeper hold as Mack pulls a stop sign from under the ring and slams it over Brady's as he kneels up. Mack dropping the sign and lifts Brady up into a ddt on the metal stop sign. The Mack looking under the ring when a the end of a singapore cane is stuck out at him. Mack grabbing it and pulls out a cane, but its wrapped in barbed wire. Mack looking it over and slides in the ring to hop up and crack Rob across his back several times making him bleed. Rob rolling in pain as Mack turns to Tristan doing the same, then rakes the cane over the Darland's forehead. Mack lifting him up to deliver a white russian leg sweep rolls through to his feet leaping up with a stomp to Tristan's forehead. Rob fighting up to charge over in a spear, but Mack leapfrogging and springs off the ropes into a flying roundhouse kick to Rob's head. Mack on his feet to head up to the top rope and fly off with X to Rob's chest, then pops up to go for Da Shows Ova on Tristan. The Darland ducking it and rips Mack up into Georgia Bound trying to lock him in. Mack trying to fight free and Tristan sitting back into it, but Rob getting up and springs off the ropes with a shoulder tackle to Tristan. Rob pouncing on Mack with clubs to the back of his head, then pulls him up trying to lock on a full nelson. Mack slipping down and flips backwards into a pele kick knocking Rob in the head and dropping the Underground Champ on his back. Mack getting up to get cut down with a spear from Tristan who pins The Showsteala,

ONE

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TWO

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kickout! Tristan getting up to stomp all over Mack and pulls The Showsteala up and into a spinebuster. Tristan getting up to catch Rob with Taking Care Of Business, but is sent flying over to his back instead. Rob with a fist drop to Tristan's head, then pulls him up for a powerslam. Tristan slips down sending Rob ro the ropes and catches him with a spear, but Mack popping up to catch Tristan with Da Shows Ova sends the Darland out through the ropes to the floor. Brady Henderson flies in off the top rope with a double axe handle smash missing The Mack and gets kicked in the stomach. Mack with the Mack Attack to Brady gets up to run on over with a dropkick missiling into Rob's chest. The Mack to his feet and pulls Rob into position near the turnbuckles, then hops to the top and flies off with the Detroit Drop into the pin,

ONE

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TWO

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THREE

Winner: The Mack

Afterwards we see Mack getting awarded the title and seems to be loving that fact as he poses on the ropes. But Julie spoils his celebration when The Queen herself comes in to bash Mack in the back with the SEX World Title belt. Julie pulling him off the ropes into the Dirty Drop and stands tall with the SEX World Title held high in the air. Xanthus appears on the stage with a microphone in hand clapping a bit sarcastic with that crazy eyed smirk of his. He lifts the mic up to let everyone know he's here.

Yo, X to the fucking A in the house and I got something to say, so here goes. At Reckless Rebellion, the Underground Championship will be defended in a fatal four way match with Rob Rush getting his rematch and Tristan Darland will get another crack cause hey, why not!? Also, Jordan Cut is added to the mix cause he had some business with Mack recently and hey, who knows what could happen with four guys and only one title, plus no like we just saw?!

Xanthus lowering the mic to head to the back and we see Black Bob and Rob rush heading up with him as the show ends on Julie still standing tall in the ring.



Rushing towards the parking area is Xanthus and Black Bob flanked by Rob Rush, Jake Voss, and Frank Hussar.  Xanthus letting the group know.

Viper is gonna be a couple minutes behind us. Be on your toes cause I don't know what's coming our way, but we gonna fucking stop this shit!

X whipping a glock out ready to use it and motions to the rest to spread out when a car comes barreling their way with no lights on. Jake shoves Xanthus aside looking to leap himself, but is struck with the front end of the silver bmw driven by who looks like Ted Anoki aka The Grand Minoru. Jake hitting the windshield and rolling off to the pavement as the car speeds off hitting the production truck. The technicians get outta there as Xanthus run over yelling for them to get the fuck away. Rob and Frank following X with guns drawn as well while Bob rushes up to yank open the door. Xanthus coming up with the gun up and Ted yells something in japanese before dumping a gan of gas out and dropping a match. Xanthus shooting Ted in the head as Bob yells to get back. Rob rushing away as Frank tries to but gets caught in the car exploding taking the production up and that's it.

Dark Main Event Match: Singles
Julie v. The Mack
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Winner: The Mack via DQ when Julie low blows him @ 27 inutes 48 Seconds