WAR 72 {5/30/12}

[Marijuana Man]

May 30th, 2012



The Nutter Center in Dayton Ohio is sold out on Wednesday for the last WAR of May. The crowd rowdy and amped up scream loud as pyro shoots off from the stage. "Another Way To Die" by Disturbed plays loud and the fans wave their signs proud trying to get noticed while Nick shouts.

WELCOME TO WAR! Nick Miller here with Fate as usual and what a night of champions we got in store for everyone. Every title will be on the line, plus a battle royal will headline the show to determine the next in line for a shot at the World Heavyweight Title! Nick Torres defends that belt against old friend The Resurrector while both the Icon and Iron Titles are defend interactively tonight.

Fate chiming in coldly.

The ex GM gets a taste of his own idea, though the idea was good for a few shows, it needs to be used better.

Nick nodding yea a little says.

I can see your point of view, though tonight looks to be great and has been hyped up all week to be just that, so let's get on with it!

SEF Hardcore Interactive International Championship Unification Submission Match
Jenom v. Taylor Andrews(c)

Taylor stands in the ring ready to go and awaiting to find out with the world who her opponent is. "E.T." plays and the crowd jumps in cheers as Jenom saunters out sexually swaying her hips. The Hardcore Desired One heads down the ramp moving fast as Taylor just sneers a little and gets ready for a fight. Jenom runs and slides in pouncing up to duck Taylor's roundhouse kick. Taylor whipping around with elbows to the jaw slams Jenom to a corner, then leaps up to the middle turnbuckle raining down punches. Jenom lifts Taylor up charging out of the corner slamming the Golden Gal down with a spinebuster. Jenom then grabs her legs stomping on Taylor's stomach a few times and kicks at the back of left knee. Jenom turns Taylor over holding on to her left leg and wraps her up for an stf latching on to the champs head. Jenom's fingers are locked and Taylor screams in pain as she crawls for the ropes inching her way over. Jenom let's go leaping up to her feet to drop an elbow to Taylor's back, then applies a crippler crossface on the Golden Gal. Taylor screaming again and she tries reaching for the ropes, but Jenom rips back hard on her head. Taylor trying to rock backwards now and rolls Jenom into a pin, but no count of course and Jenom rolls off. Both women get up and move in for a lock up now with Jenom powering Taylor into a corner, but gets a kick to the midsection. Taylor hopping to the middle turnbuckle tries to pull Jenom in for a tornado ddt. Jenom ripping Taylor off the ropes turns and laucnhes her up and away crashing the champ to the mat on her face. Taylor kneels up and Jenom runs in with a dropkick to her chest. Jenom pulling Taylor up and into an irish whip looks for Sunsent, but Taylor ducks and whips around with a hard chick kick taking Jenom down. Taylor nails a standing moonsault, then she heads to the top rope flying off with a senton bomb. She rolls through to her feet standing with her arms spread arrogantly receiving a number of boos for showing doing so. Taylor smirking just turns and runs to the ropes springing off into a shining wizard. Jenom ducks it and pulls Taylor into a school girl, but no pinfalls and so she she tries to turn her into a boston crab. Taylor going crazy thrashing around and Jenom with a kick to her back catapults her over hanging the champ across the top rope. Taylor springing back gets nailed with Sunset, then falls down and Jenom tries to lock her in So Hott. She gets Taylor's legs hooked with her own and tries grabbing her arms, but Taylor swinging around pretty wild nails Jenom with a back elbow to the head. Taylor kneels forward trying to pull her legs free and Jenom kicks her away through the ropes to the floor. Taylor tumbling over to her back tries pulling herself back into the ring, but Jenom comes baseball sliding at her with a dropkick to the face. Taylor falling back against the rail and Jenom on the apron pulls herself up, then leaps to the middle rope and back with a moonsault trying to grab Taylor and take her over the rail backwards. Taylor slipping down though and Jenom lands on her feet right in front of some lucky boys who stare at her fabulous booty. Taylor with a hard a kick to Jenom's head, then she gets up applying a front facelock on her challenger and drags her over the rail hitting a ddt to the floor. The crowd oohing and booing loud as Taylor gets up and pulls Jenom up into the ring. Taylor reaching under the ring feeling for anything and pulls out a kendo stick wrapped in barbed wire. She pays no mind and just slides in to pop up nailing shot after shot to Jenom midsection bloodying her up a bit. Taylor takes a second to smirk at the weapon she found and then pulls Jenom up looking for a white russian leg sweep. Jenom with elbows to her head counters with a forward russian leg sweep smashing Taylor's face to the mat. Jenom gets up grabbing the cane and starts slamming it over Taylor's back, then sits over her using the cane to apply a bit of a camel clutch. Taylor screaming and bleeding as the barbed wire digs in to her neck tries crawling for the ropes. She tries forcing her way up, but Jenom stronger and showing it by forcing the Golden Gal to weaken a bit. Taylor reaching forward and her arms begin to fall limp and Jenom holds on yelling.

JUST TAP OUT!!!

The crowd rallying on for Jenom as Taylor looks to be fading quick and the ref checking her neck looking worried from the blood raises her right arm and it falls, so he calls for the end. The bell ringing and the crowd going nuts now as Jenom let's go jumping to her feet. Taylor laying unconscious now and the ref raising Jenom's arm quickly kneels down to check on the former champ.

Here is your winner and new unified Hardcore International Champion..........Jenom!

"E.T." plays over the pa as Jenom gets her belts and jumps on to the turnbuckles raising both in the air to a rousing ovation. The ref calling for medics helps get Taylor out of the ring, but she ends up walking to the back on her own. Jenom nodding in admiration at that makes her own exit slapping fans hands and continuing to raise her new gold up high.

Hell of a hardcore contest between these two lovely ladies. Jenom finally winning some gold in SEF and does it by unifying two titles.

Nick Miller excited as the fans while Fate responds coldly.

These two women are showing they have something, but have a long ways to go still.



In the back we see Michael Mazzarone approaching Chris and Jason Paine as the two stand behind the curtain ready for their match. He says.

Hey guys, got a minute!?

Looking a bit excited and Chris just looks at him all intense while Jason a bit agitated says.

Not for you, we got Tag Titles to win, get lost!

They head out through the curtain as their music plays and the crowd boos, then Mazz turns heading down the hall passing by a room where Ice Bull and The Rockstar sit on a bench drinking beer. Mazz walks in knocking on the door getting their attention and the men stand up as he says.

I come in peace, with an idea to do something big. Got a second?

Ice Bull snarling at him just puffs his cigar blowing the smoke at him, then Rockstar smirking a bit nasty just says.

Walk away son and you can walk out of this room otherwise...

And he says nothing as Mazz backs out and runs down the hall with a wet spot in his pants.

SEF US Tag Team Championship Match
Chris & Jason Paine v. Shane & Cody Jeriko(c)

Chris and Jason in the ring while Codya nd Shane Jeriko slide in and unstrap the tag titles. They raise them up and hand them to the ref who holds them. The bell rings and we see Cody and Jason begin the match with a lock up. A struggle for position and power, but Cody edging Jason into a corner gets forced apart by the ref. Jason with a thumb to the eye over the ref who is between them and he rushes out with a clothesline. Jason pulling Cody up applies an armbar to his right arm, then makes the tag. Chris comes in grabbing the left arm twisting it up and they both clothesline Cody to the mat. Chris with a front facelock on Cody and wrenches it on hard, but Cody fighting up shoves him to a corner, then dives for his. Shane coming in ducks a clothesline from Chris who switches around for a german suplex. Shane flipping through to his feet catches Chris with Jeriko Pride and hooks a leg for the pin, ONE.................TWO................THREE! Cody stops Jason from breaking up the fall with a spear and the Jeriko's celebrate with their titles held high.

Here are your winners and still US Tag Team Champions.........Shane and Cody Jeriko!

The brothers exit the ring as the other brothers roll out collecting themselves and we hear Nick Miller saying.

A successful title defense for the Jeriko's who are slowly improving.

And no response from Fate, so we go backstage to find Michael Mazzarone in a stairwell talking with Horrible Harold, the Retarded Redneck, Bullocks, the jWo, and Axel who is mostly listening, nodding, and slapping himself a lot. Mazz looks this way and moves the group down the stairs out of listening range.



SEF World Heavyweight Championship Match
The Resurrector v. Nick Torres(c)

Both men stand in the ring toe to toe as the bell rings and the crowd is eagerly awaiting an epic battle. Torres arrogantly baits the bigger man and The Resurrector smirking just backs up waving no way. Torres confused gets a kick to the midsection followed by a hard uppercut to the jaw and then The Resurrector hoists him up in position for a powerslam, no, the Resurrection. Torres fighting out slips behind the bigger man catching him with a side russian leg sweep and turns over hammering him with punches. The ref pulling Torres off after a count of five gets shoved back. The Resurrector gets up though and catches Torres with some hard rights and lefts to the stomach, then whips him into a corner following up into a leap smashing his body into the World Champion. The Resurrector pulls Torres out into a suplex hanging him high for a few seconds, then drops him to the canvas. The Resurrector pulling Torres up into another irish whip and the World Champ springs back into Impaled, no, he ducks it and runs to the other side of the ring. Torres springs back looking for a spear, but gets a kick to the chest. Torres snapping back and The Resurrector whips him to the ropes again and this time nails Impaled on him. He heads to the top rope now perching on top in a squat, then Torres gets up.The Resurrector springing up into Decapitation taking down the World Champion and rolls through to his feet. He turns with the crowd rallying on and does a cut throat, then hoists Torres up into the Resurrection crossing his arms over his chest for the pin, ONE........................TWO...............kickout! A loud gasp and The Resurrector in a bit of shock as Torres rolls away to his stomach. The big man gets up pulling Torres up and pumps a fists high, then attempts the Gangsta Bomb. Torres goes up and flips through coming down on his feet hammering away at the bigger man. Torres with a kick to the midsection and a quick ddt, then he hops up dropping an elbow to his chest. Torres popping back up runs to the ropes springing off into a kick to The Resurrector's head, then lights flicker a bit. The crowd buzzing and Torres not noticing until it happens again and he looks around the arena. The lights flickering a bit more and The Resurrector getting to his feet, so Torres ignoring the lights goes for the Gangstas Edge. The Resurrector powering out back drops Torres to the mat, then pulls him up into a running powerslam dropping the World Champ facefirst to a turnbuckle. The Resurrector coming off the ropes hits the Gangsta Kick laying Torres out as the lights flicker on and for good it seems. The Resurrector pulls Torres up for the Gangsta Bomb again, but Torres holding himself down backs away from the challenger and stands up to get a clothesline from him. The Resurrector kicks at Torres to keep him down and drops an elbow to his chest, then pops up to leap high dropping a leg across his throat. The Resurrector pulling Torres up into an irish whip and looks for a boot to the face, but Torres ducking and whips around with clubs to the challengers back. Torres applying the Seattle Stretch on The Resurrector causing the big man to struggle for the ropes. Torres trying to hold him back pounds on his ribs, but The Resurrector getting hold of the top rope pulls Torres over it with a hip toss. Torres landing on the apron hammers The Resurrector staggering him back, then launches himself over the top rope with a shoulderblock taking the challenger down. Torres crawls in hooking a leg for the pin, ONE.....................TWO.................kickout! Torres pulling him up nails The Westside, then gets up grabbing The Resurrector for the Gangstas Edge. He muscles the big man up, but The Resurrector slips down behind him and nails a neckbreaker. He gets up a bit slow and boots Torres in his head, then The Resurrector pulls the World Champ up for the Resurrection. Torres slipping down shoves him to the ropes and The Resurrector springs back for a big boot. Torres ducks at the last second and The Resurrector comes off the ropes again and catches him with Impaled. The Resurrector pulling Torres up drops his straps down and raises a fist displaying the gangsta sign, then rips up the World Champ to nail the Gangsta Bomb. The Resurrector dropping down to hook a leg for the pin, ONE.......................TWO......................THREE! The bell rings as The Resurrector stands and gets awarded the title.

Here is your winner and the new SEF World Heavyweight Champion..............The Resurrector!

"Rest in Pieces" plays as he hoists the title high in the air with a sinister smirk across his face. Torres rolling out a bit exhausted and The Resurrector stands tall to a round of cheers with the World Title still held high.



Julie stands on the stage in a green dress with pale green and white flowers all over it. The dress to her mid thigh and black strappy heels on her feet with a bit of a low cut revealing some of her nice firm tits. He dark hair flowing down her shoulders a bit wavy and large silver hoops in her eyas as she holds a mic to her luscious red lips saying.

Next week the Icon Title will be defended in an interactive match and not the Iron Title for that will occur in two weeks and we will alternate each week, so the Icon and Iron Titles will be defend every two weeks, but every week we still have an interactive title match. Next weeks choices will be posted to SEF dot com and now for the next announcement. We have a live interview with our very own Sara Marie in Japan with the Shane "Daddy" Mack!

A loud buzz turning to huge cheers and the lights dim down for the tron to show Sara Marie in black mini skirt and white blouse unbuttoned enough to show her ample breasts. Sara with her legs together and she sits on a stool towards Mack who faces her while leaning on a small wooden bar. Various bottles of foreign liquors sit in front of a mirror in the background, many in just plain brown and white bottles, old whiskey jugs with corks. Mack in blue jeans, a black tee and and no shoes just leans there relaxed, stoned it seems, smiling. Sara looking into his eyes all dreamy and stoned just asks.

Are you really my father?

Mack confusingly arches a brow asking.

Your father?

Sara confused now just says.

Yea. Your my father right? You just don't, or I...oh my, your so hot!

Mack smirking a bit just asks.

What makes you think I am your father?

Sara confused still and she says.

Well I came to your doorstep a few years ago after being told you were and you said you were.

Mack getting it now and grins big laughing a little. He just takes his left hand grabbing hers and pulls her in to holds her close to him saying.

I took you in because its who I am and I know your mother, but the dna don't lie. I did to do what I do, protect those who need it, but maybe I didn't do the right thing. However honey, you can always call me Daddy, your big, bad, mack daddy!

And now Mack stands up caressing Sara's cheeks with his right hand, then lays a kiss on her. He then pulls her away from the bar with an arm around her neck walking out of view. Some moans heard before the tron fades out and Nick Miller says.

Whoa, interesting, but not really shocking considering Mack has no moral code. So Sara is not his daughter, but is apparently calling him daddy, and we got no real interview, so what is going on with Mack!?

Fate saying coldly.

He's coming back.

Nick asking.

How do you know?

But no answer, just a stone cold face of an old man who saw it all.

SEF Intercontinental Championship No DQ Flaming Tables Match
Michael Mazzarone v. Xanthus(c)

This match is set for one fall and is for the Icon Championship and in order to win you must first put your opponent through a flaming table, then and only then can you go for a fall either by submission of pinfall.

And in the ring which is litter with road signs, kendo sticks, a clump of barbed wire and ball bats, is Xanthus dousing a table with lighter fluid like a sadist. "Chinese Democracy" plays as Mazz comes down the ramp with a mic saying.

Hope you don't mind, but since this is no DQ, I brought a few new acquaintances!

And he turns with an arm out to motion on...no one and the crowd laughing now. Mazz flustered says.

C'mon guys, get out here!

And the tron lights up showing Jenom with a chair standing over a fallen jWo and she comes this way following Axel out smacking him across the back, then dropping him with a ddt into the chair. Jenom goes after Mazz who runs to the ring in fear getting scooped up by Xanthus who flicks a match on his shorts and throws it on the table. A large woosh and then an Asshole Cutta to Mazz sending him into the flames putting them out as he smashes through the woods. Mazz rolling away patting himself out and Xanthus rips him up into the Ghetto Busta, then floats into the Motor City Strangla as the Retarded Redneck and Bullocks comes out sending Jenom down and kick her down the ramp. Mazz tapping though and the bell rings, then Xanthus rolls out with a kendo stick running around to meet the Redneck with a shot the head. Bullocks runs at him for a spear, but X leapfrogs hima nd turns with a roundhouse to the head. Jenom runs past X nailing Bullocks with Sunset to the head knocking him down as Xanthus turns to the Redneck pulling him up for the Ghetto Busta. The crowd cheering on the X Rated Couple as "Crazy Love" by Eminem plays and Jenom leaps into X's arms kissing and grinding on him. X slapping her ass and carries her and the gold to the back among some raunchy cheering. Nick Miller with some words.

Hell of a fucking match or whatever that was with Mazz and a bunch of new friends of his I guess, but still couldn't combat Xanthus and his girl Jenom. Coming up though its the battle royal to find out who is the next challenger for the World Heavyweight Title.



Main Event
Over The Top Rope Battle Royal World Heavyweight Title Contender Match
Shane v. Taylor Andrews v. Horrible Harold v. Jenom v. Matt Matlock v. Michael Moretti v. Jason Stratus v. John Carter v. Cody v. Xanthus

Moretti was the first to go and got eliminated by Harold who brawled with Matlock after that trying to keep from getting eliminated. Shane and Cody targeted Taylor Andrews, but she got some help from John Carter while Xanthus and Jenom ended up eliminating Jason Stratus after a struggle. Xanthus leaping into the fray with a splash on to Taylor and Shane nearly taking them over the ropes. Jenom running in with a double dropkick to Cody and John, then Xanthus with a clothesline takes John over the top rope. Cody trying to toss X out, but Jenom kicking him low and helps Xanthus toss him out to the floor. Taylor shoving Shane into X leaps up with a chick kick to Jenom taking her nearly over the ropes, then she dives on to her with a clothesline dumping Jenom out to the floor. Xanthus with an Asshole Cutta to Shane sends him over the top rope and springing off it to the floor. He dumps Taylor out with a dropkick while Harold now has Matlock nearly upside down. Matt trying to pull himself back in under the ropes and Xanthus coming over tries to lift Harold out when the jWo runs down along with the Retarded Redneck, Bullocks, and Axel. Matt gets in and up helping to toss Harold out and turns with X charging across the ring. X with a dropkick to the head of the redneck as Matlock just kicks Bullocks square in his. Matt pulling Axel up nails him with the BFA as Xanthus drops the Redneck with a Ghetto Busta. Willy and Robbie jump on X now as Matlock meets Jabber with hard jab to the throat. Just Joe tackles Matt to a corner, but gets turned around and hoisted up for the Matlock Drop. Xanthus up and fighting off Willy and Robbie with kicks and chops gets clubbed from behind by Jabber, then hit with a hard kick to the back of his head. Matlock pulling Jabber off and into the Animal's Instincts as Willy and Robbie run X over the top rope. Matt getting up as the bell rings and charges both men with a double clothesline. X dragging Willy out into an Asshole Cutta on the floor while Matlock nails the Animal's Instincts on Robbie.

Here is your winner of a World Heavyweight Title shot...........Matt Matlock!

"You Know My Name" plays and Xanthus just nods in respect to Matt, then Michael Mazzarone comes out on stage with a devious smirk and a mic in his hand. The crowd booing and he just laughs saying.

Congratulations Matlock, but next week you face the new jWo managed by the one and only Michael Mazzarone in a gauntlet match where if you lose to any one of the eight men, your fired.

Loud boos, but then the tron lights up showing Julie leaning on a desk in her same dress. Her arms crossed and a disapproving nod as she says.

Now, now Mazzy, Matt is in nod anger of being fired, at least, not after tonight's performance, so keep it up Matlock and you won't be. However, I did approve the match Mazz just announced, but he left out one thing and that is if you win, you get Michael Mazzarone one on one the very next week in a steel cage match!

Loud cheers for Julie who smirks a bit and then the tron fades. Mazz mad and flustered red storms to the back while Matlock just nods in approval while Nick Miller wraps up the show.

Matlock as the unlikely winner of the battle royal making a last ditch effort and a good one, enough to earn a shot at the World Heavyweight Title. First though he has to deal with Michael Mazzarone and this jWo, a perfect group for Mazz, the jobber World order! This is Nick Miller and this has indeed been WAR, so until next week, have a goodnight.