WAR 76 {8/1/12}

[Marijuana Man]

August 1st, 2012



"Another Way To Die" by Disturbed comes over the pa of the Civic Center in Cadillac Michigan where this crowd which may be half the size of the last two is probably just as loud. The place sold out in seconds and every fan is on their feet as Nick Miller yells.

WELCOME TO WAR!!!

And then he continues on in a calmer voice.

Were back in Michigan and these folks are letting us know it! Tonight we got a possibility of either a Hell in a Cell, a Parking Lot Brawl, or a Deathmatch for our main event here in Cadillac! Xanthus and Taylor Andrews fight over the Iron Title and both hold other titles as well as Xanthus is World Champion well Taylor is Icon Champion! Should Taylor win she may be in line for a World Title shot, but Xanthus seems to be right about back on top of his game.

Black Bob chiming in now.

And that means he has more to show for us all which could mean he is on the verge of something big cause I know that og, and he fucking nuts!

Nick saying.

Yea he is and in either match tonight he may have the advantage, though Taylor has proven she can fight any match and win more times than not. She has beaten Xanthus too, so who will have the third time as their charm and who will walk to the back in defeat?

Bob chiming in again.

Don't forget we got Da original Gangstas back in action to show these softcore Jerks Cody and Shane what a real tag team is about.

Nick nodding yes and says.

Oh yes, looking forward to that one and these fans are eager to see it too. We also have a triple threat with Jason Stratus who hasn't done much and Mazzarone who has done even less. John Carter face the two men and only one has to be pinned or submit, so who will that be?

The General Manager of SEF, Thomas Caswell was in his office when the phone rang. He reached over and picked it up and a mystery voice began to talk.

Is everything set for me to make that impact?

GM: Yea. I got everything covered. Shouldn't be any problems for you to take SEF to the next level.

Good. They will not see it coming. I hope you got everyone's insurance paid up because those who don't will need a long hospital stay.

The phone went dead silent and hung up while Thomas smirked, leaning back in his chair.



Tag Team Match
Cody & Shane Jeriko v. Troy Storms & Nick Torres

Cody and Torres start this one off and with a lock up in which the Westsiders Edge shoves The Jerk to his corner. Torres smiling arrogantly as Shane pats his brother letting him know he can do this. Cody comes back out for another lock up, but goes behind Torres who lets loose some elbows to the head. Torres turning out of Cody's grasp clubs him across his back, then rips him up in a pump handle slam. Torres on his feet drops a knee to Cody's head, then pulls him up, but gets a thumb to the eye. Cody with a knee to the ribs pulls Torres over and tags out. Shane comes in kicking Torres in the midsection as Cody restrains the Westsiders Edge. Cody is forced out by the ref soon and Shane runs Torres into a corner slamming a shoulder to his ribs. He climbs the turnbuckles raining down punches on Torres who ends up shoving Shane to the mat. Shane rolls backwards to his feet and runs at Torres who charges out with a hard shoulderblock rocking Shane to the canvas. Torres pushing himself up pulls Shane up into a suplex taking him over to the mat. Torres gets back up and lunges into Cody with a hard left to his head sending him to the floor. Torres backs off and tags out letting Storms come in. The bigger Gangsta kicks Shane in his head, then rips him up to his shoulder dropping Shane into the turnbuckles. Storms hitting the ropes springs back for the Gangsta Kick to Shane's jaw, then meets Cody coming in with Impaled to his chest. The ref distracted doesn't notice Torres coming in to deliver a hard kick to the head of Shane, then the Westsider exits the ring. Storms yanking Shane up delivers the Resurrection as Xanthus comes running down. Torres blocking his path at ringside while Storms makes the pin, ONE......................TWO.....................THREE! The bell rings and Xanthus backing off up the aisle just pointing and yelling.

YOUR TIME WILL END SOON ENOUGH!

Then X disappears to the back as Da Gangstas stand tall in victory over The Jerks. "Cowboys From Hell" plays and the crowd cheer loud for Storms and Torres who just calmly make their way to back slapping a few hands.

Triple Threat Match
Jason Stratus v. Michael Mazzarone v. John Carter

John starts off with a High Kick to the head of Mazz sending him down for the count, but Jason with a running dropkick sends John down. Jason going for the pin on Mazz, ONE........................TWO.........John breaks it up with a kick to Jason's head. He rips up Jason into a suplex, then floats over into a mount laying in several punches. John leaping up into a stomp on Jason's head, rips him up into a piledriver, then gets up waiting for Mazz to get back up. Mazz turning into the High Kick once again and John dropping into a cover, ONE.............................TWO.........................THREE! The bell rings with John hopping up getting his arm raised.

Here is your winner..........John Carter!

"Getting High" plays and John hops outta the ring slapping some hands and happy with the win while Jason looks on a bit disgruntled. He jumps up grabbing Mazz and locks him in a dragon sleeper applying the body scissors. Mazz tapping like a bitch and the ref trying to pull Jason off soon gets him out of the ring.



Main Event
Interactive Iron Championship Parking Lot Brawl
Xanthus v. Taylor Andrews(c)

Taylor Andrews stands at the edge of a circle of cars with the headlights lit up when Xanthus hops out of a ford escort across the circle and jumps up on to the hood flipping her off. X hops to the ground into a sprint and Taylor meeting him in the middle has an elbow waiting. Xanthus taking a few to the jaw rips a knee into Taylor's ribs, then nails elbows to her jaw and floats around into a russian leg sweep. X flipping up to his feet leaps into a stomp on Taylor's head, then yanks her up running the Iron Champ into an old Cutlass smashing her face into the hood. Xanthus using a hip toss to slam Taylor back first on the hood hops on there and lifts her for a Ghetto Busta into the windshield. Taylor pulling free drops down to nail a low blow to X's nuts, then lifts him in a firemans carry to hit a death valley driver to the cement below. Taylor jumping off with an elbow drop to Xanthus crawls into the pin, ONE...................TWO.....kickout! Taylor pulls X up slamming his face to the hood, then walks him around the passengers side opening the front door. She forces Xanthus into the doorway looking to slam the door on him, but X kicking her away pulls an ice scraper from the car and whips around catching Taylor in the mouth. She staggers back and suddenly we see the GM Thomas Caswell come from behind Xanthus grabbing the scraper from him. X turns as the GM tosses the weapon down, kicks it away and Xanthus in his face yelling.

WHAT THE FUCK?

The GM trying to reason calmly with X backs up a bit, then suddenly goes for the Brogue Kick, but X dodging it and Taylor on her feet gets hit with the kick. The GM shocked at what he did looks for Xanthus who delivers a hard roundhouse kick to his head, then pulls Thomas into the Asshole Cutta. The GM with elbows to the head gets down and heads outta there, but Xanthus chasing after him leaps into a dropkick to the back sending Thomas down. He yanks the GM back up and hits the Ghetto Busta on him, then a car screeching across the lot his head, a black BMW which comes right at Taylor. The Iron Champ leaping in time takes a hard hit with her shoulder into the windshield and rolls off the side curling up when she lands. Xanthus running over there after the car which takes off quickly apparently not wanting to stick around and be exposed!? Xanthus turning back to Taylor who still lays curled up and he walks over looking down at her. Xanthus dropping down makes the pin, ONE.........................TWO...........................THREE!

Here is your winner and new SEF Iron Champion..............Xanthus!

The X Rated Icon stands up smirking and just grabs the title from the ref who tends to Taylor. An EMT coming out to check on her and they soon call for more help which is on its way. Xanthus making his way back inside showing concern, but is the new champion and loving that.