WAR 71 {5/23/12}

[Marijuana Man]

May 23rd, 2012



The Sports Center in Owensboro Kentucky is sold out tonight for WAR as pyro shoots off over the ring lighting the place up. "Another Way To Die" by Disturbed plays over the pa pumping this crowd up loud.

WELCOME TO WAR!!!

Is what Nick shouts out followed by.

Nick Miller here as always with Fate to my right and tonight we got the II Title on the line in one of three type of brawls. Either in a Boiler Room, a Bar, or the Parking Lot is where Taylor Andrews defends her II Title against John Carter. Those two getting heated and then Taylor becoming friendly to John strangely enough.

Fate saying coldly.

A trick for the female cannot be trusted.

Nick saying.

Probably true as Taylor is known for being quite brutal and cold even. Though a spunky and wild woman at times too, that may come out in whatever brawl we end up seeing her in. the new US Tag Champs face the team of The Resurrector and Nick Torres who clash for the World Title on Sunday at the King of SEF pay per view featuring the tournament which is being resurrected. The tag match tonight is hardcore, so anything goes and well, probably will! Some more action as both Xanthus and Jenom, the newly reunited X Rated Couple, compete in separate matches looking to raise their own stock.

Show Up or Shafted Match
Eric Callahan v. Tadakatsu

Tad in the ring as his music dies down and his entrance attire discarded. His women outside the ring watching on as "Doomsayer" plays. No one comes out and the crowd not caring anyways while Tad just waits patiently for his opponent. No one comes out though, so the ref awards the match to Tad on a no show, forfeit, count out basis or whatever ya wanna call it. Tad won another while Callahan lost again and so the Samurai exits the ring heading to the back with his girls and the crowd waiting for something good.

Triple Threat Match
Matt Matlock v. Michael Moretti v. Xanthus

Matock and Moretti stand in the ring as "The Way I Am" by Eminem plays over the pa. Xanthus comes sliding in the ring and pops up flipping both men off. The bell rings and Moretti into a charge, but X with a spinning kick to the head of Moretti spins around catching a stunned Matlock with a roundhouse stunning him to the canvas. Xanthus lifting Matt up nails the Asshole Cutta on him, then he rips his title off smashing Moretti in the head with it. Xanthus let's him up and leaps on to Moretti's back with a sleeper wrapping his legs in a body scissors. He clamps on tight dragging Moretti down to the mat making him tap out and the bell rings again.

Here is your winner by submission.........Xanthus!

"The Way I Am" plays again and Xanthus let's Moretti go kicking him away, then gets up picking the I-con Title up. Xanthus heads up the turnbuckles raising it high and flashing the gangsta sign as the crowd cheers him on and Nick Miller says.

Xanthus dominating and I believe that was under a minute wasn't it Fate!?!

Fate says sharply.

Forty seven seconds.

Matlock up and waits for X to hop down, then charges in with a hard boot to his skull sending X back into the corner. Matlock ripping Xanthus up for the old Matlock Drop taking X off the turnbuckles to his head. Matlock rolling out just grins as he backs up the aisle to a number of boos, the crowd fired up more for that than the match.



SEF Interactive International Championship Parking Lot Brawl
John Carter v. Taylor Andrews(c)

So John made his way to the parking lot where Taylor was waiting on the hood of her car and dove off with a clothesline. John ducking and Taylor rolling through to her feet whips around for a chick kick. John ducking that catches Taylor in a waistlock ripping her up for a german suplex. Taylor flipping through to her feet stumbles back against the hood of her car as John turns charging her with a spear on to the hood. John grabbing Taylor's legs rips her off to the ground and drops an elbow to her chest. He tries to lock her in a headscissors, but Taylor scrambles away rolling around to the side of the car. John up to his feet leaps on the hood and flies off for a bicycle kick, but Taylor with a tire iron in hand ducks the kick and slams the iron to the back of John's left knee. He crumples to the pavement and Taylor with a hard shot to his ribs drops the iron and turns leaping on to the hood. She flips back with a moonsault on top of John, then pulls him up into a snap suplex. Taylor floating over into a straddle on John nails hard elbows to his jaw, then rolls backwards to her feet stomping on his left knee. John screaming and Taylor grabbing the left leg kicks at the back of his knee. She tries turning him into a single leg boston crab, but John kicks her away with his right leg. Taylor running back nails a shining wizard on John, then she leaps up stomping across the top of his head. Taylor pulling John up slams his head into the side of her car, then tries smashing his head through the window. John with a foot up shoves Taylor back, then leaps up for the High Kick. Taylor ducking and John slams his leg into the side of the car. Taylor kicking his left knee buckles John to the pavement and stomps his head into the ground again. She appears a bit viscous on that one and pulls John up smashing his face into the door of the car, then nails a russian leg sweep to the pavement. Taylor on her feet stomps to John's head again, then pulls him up into a front facelock dropping into a ddt. Taylor rolls her challenger over for the pin, hooking a leg, ONE..................TWO......kickout! She gets up kicking at John and grabs his left leg dropping down into an stf ripping back hard on his head. John screams and thrashes around trying to roll Taylor off. The champ hangs on tight and John fading fights that feeling trying to shake it off, then rocks his body over almost pinning Taylor, ONE............kickout. Taylor rolling up to her feet into a charge, but John springing up for a spear. Taylor leapfrogs him and turns waiting to connect with a roundhouse to the head. John ducks and grabs Taylor in a side headlock running for a bulldog. Taylor shoves him down to his ass and dropkicks John in the spine. She gets up kicking him in the back, then spins around for a hard kick to the chest and nails a standing moonsault on him. Taylor getting up pulls John up and at herself, ducks past him and waits. John turns and bam, she nails a superkick to the jaw, then climbs to the top of the prius flying off with an elbow drop to his chest. Taylor hooking a leg for the pin, ONE.....................TWO..................THREE!

Here is your winner and still the SEF International Champion........Taylor Andrews!

"Foxy, Foxy" plays in the arena as Taylor lays on her back getting her arm raised by the ref.

Jason Stratus v. Jenom

Jason in the ring as "E.T." is playing and Jenom dancing a bit erotically at ringside now heads up the steps. She climbs in smirking lusciously at Jason who smirks back. The bell rings and they step closer with Jenom rubbing on Jason's chest with her hands. She pulls him closer for a kiss and they embrace in a hug as while, but then Jenom takes Jason down in a bit of a side bell to belly suplex. She kneels up straddling over his chest pinning him down, ONE..................TWO........kickout! Jenon springs upt o the ropes as Jason gets up turning into a front dropkick to the chest. Jenom pulling Jason up nails Sunset on him and now ties him up in So Hott. Jason screaming he gives and the bell rings, so Jenom let's him go with a smirk across her face.

Here is your winner by submission.........Jenom!

"E.T." hits as she gets up dancing a bit more erotically, then Xanthus flies down into the ring, well he runs real fast. The I-con Champ all over Jason with fists of fury, then yanks him up into the Asshole Cutta. Xanthus taking to the top rope for the Gangsta Splash now gets up grabbing Jenom for a wild kiss. The two groping each other to an equally wild crowd loving the action Nick Miller commentates on.

Jenom luring Jason into a win and makes him tap out as well, then Xanthus showing his love for her and the two crazy as ever over each other. Tina picking up a win against John Carter earlier-

Fate cuts him off sharply.

Taylor Andrews beat John Carter earlier in a very wild parking lot brawl.



Main Event
Non Title Hardcore Tag Team Match
Shane & Cody v. The Resurrector & Nick Torres

Shane and Cody are in the ring as Nick Torres makes his way down the aisle to "Walk" by Pantera. The World Champ heads up the steps arrogant as ever, but walking the walk of a true champ. Torres showing off himself and the belt now gets ready for the match as "Rest in Pieces" plays. No one comes out though and Torres shrugging just says rather loud cocky.

Fuck the big man, let's get this started cause I got both your asses covered!

He stares at Cody and Shane who snarl back at the World Champ. The ref shrugging says let's go and the bell rings bringing Cody over for a spear. Torres dodging gives Cody a boost into a corner burying his left shoulder to the ringpost. Shane with a dropkick to the World Champ's back sends him to his knees. Shane then springs off the ropes for a clothesline and gets a side headlock latched on. The ref forcing Cody out now and Shane bringing Torres up for a bulldog gets a back suplex instead. Torres pushing himself gets on the ropes and springs off with a kick to Shane's rib. Torres pulls Shane up into a suplex, then gets up pulling Shane up into the ropes. Torres looking for a big boot, but Shane ducks and makes a tag to Cody who charges in for a clothesline. Torres ducking nails a neckbreaker on Cody, but Shane with an elbow drop to the World Champ's chest. The ref on him to get out and Shane rolls out as Cody stomps on Torres now. He pulls the World Champ up for a ddt, but gets a ripped up for a back body drop and Torres drops to his knees. He pushes himself back up though and turns with a kick to Cody's head, then rips him up for The Westside. John Carter comes running down and leaps to the apron, then yells at Torres who turns as John leaps up and off the top rope with a clothesline to Torres. Cody dropping to the mat as Torres is taken to his back and John all over him with punches to the head. As the ref calls for the bell.

Here are your winner by disqualification.........Nick Torres and The Resurrector!

Shane comes in and helps John pull Torres up and into a double suplex. Shane then pulls Torres up for John to nail the High Kick turning him to the Jericho Pride. Cody pulls Torres up from behind to hit the Jericho Bomb and the three stand up to loud boos from the crowd. "Rest in Pieces" now plays and The Resurrector comes walking in his leather trenchcoat and black bandana. He saunters to the ring moving a bit quick to step up on the apron and into the ring making the three attackers back up. The Resurrector staring at them all just lunges and they scatter from the ring, but he grins and looks down to Nick Torres now. The Resurrector laughing loud raises his arms up high, then slowly brings them down which brings the lights totally out. After a minute of just hearing the crowd full of cheers and boos the lights flash on to find the World Champ still down and all alone in the ring. The Resurrector gone and so are The Jeriko's as well as John Carter. The crowd buzzing loud as Nick Miller wraps up the show.

Hell of an ending to this main event with The Resurrector not showing until after the match ended, but only stared down the three men who assaulted the World Champ. Should be interesting to see what happens when Nick Torres defends his World Title against The Resurrector which will happen next Wednesday on WAR. The King of SEF pay per view has been canceled due to the General Manager being relieved of his duties. The event was his idea apparently, but he had not wanted to pull his weight to help make it happen, plus he felt wrestlers in SEF shouldn't get a say on their own direction.

Fate saying coldly.

That's not a bad idea.

Nick shaking his head disapprovingly just says.

Everyone gets what they give and apparently that is why Mazz is being given the chance to earn it as a wrestler now and will compete next week on WAR for the Icon Title. Plus I got word that match will be an interactive match like the Iron Title has been and the choices for that match will be posted on SEF.com. Also, a battle royal will happen next week on WAR with the winner getting a World Title shot and everyone on the roster is in it! A huge night were looking forward to next week as every title will be on the line, do see ya then and goodnight!