WAR 118 {5/22/13}

[Marijuana Man]

May 22nd, 2013



Welcome to WAR everyone! Nick Miller here with Bill McLane and we got ourselves another kickass Wednesday night show with two World Title matches, plus the II Title is defended tonight! This crowd in Phoenix Arizona has the American West Arena packed as usual for an SEF show!

Maybe they came to see Phoenix Winterborn? Although I doubt it! Did that guy even show up?

Not yet he hasn't, but he'll probably show up in time to get dressed and compete, then leave as usual. A talented wrestler, but if only he had more drive to push himself to the top he could really do something special in SEF I think?

Perhaps, but there is no question the drive Julie has to be on top of SEF. Bill Roberts is the wild card in that triple threat match, but wants Mack.

Yes, Bill attacking the WAR World Champ after his match at the pay per view ten days ago now has to earn a shot at the champ. Speaking of, we got a six pack tornado match tonight and the winner will receive an II Title shot next week on WAR!

That title on the line when Josh Diabolical looks to redeem himself which I doubt he will!

Rob in for a workout though as Josh is coming off a huge deathmatch at Snake Eyes, though he lost, Josh gave us what he always gives, his heart!

Rob Rush may stomp that heart into the mat tonight cause the kid is content as II Champ and representing like he should be!

A good champion Rob is who is a momenta way from becoming number one! Speaking of, Shane Mack main events against CWS in a WAR World Title Ladder match, so its bound to get hardcore!

Indeed it should, but Mack is arguably number one! He may lose to a drunk tonight if a lot of people get their way?

Mack a targeted man which is in his favor ro be the number one wrestler in SEF, but alas, he could be losing weight tonight!? Taylor Andrews defending her Xtreme World Title and that happens now!

Xtreme World Heavyweight Championship Match
Jordan Cut v. Taylor Andrews(c)
Jordan losing his shot at Snake Eyes secured himself another shot last week and finds himself with a second chance. Can he Cut his way to a victory this time or will the Real T & A stomp his dream of being a World Champion into submission?
Referee: Harry Hunter

Winner: Jordan Cut via Disqualification when Taylor slaps the referee @ 22 Minutes 41 Seconds

Jordan pissed and rushes Taylor for a clothesline, but gets taken down with a drop toehold, then floats into an stf. Taylor rolling from the ring gets her title and heads to the back as Jordan gets up on the ropes screaming and still pissed.



No Count Out, No DQ Match
Suicide Hank v. Tristan Darland w/Kira Darland
Last week saw these two in a draw, so now we see them without restrictions to find a clear winner. Will Hank send the Darland down the ladder on his own steps up? Or will Tristan regain his foothold to get back into the spotlight?
Referee: Doug Melvin

Winner: Tristan Darland via Pinfall @ 12 Minutes 39 Seconds

II Championship Match
Josh Diabolical v. Rob Rush(c)
Josh coming up short at the pay per view 10 days ago now finds himself with the opportunity to gain the II Title. Rob is going to present quite the challenge, but Josh has the heart of a champion! Will his heart beat stronger on this night will the championship stay where it is?
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Winner and still II Champion: Rob Rush via Pinfall @ 29 Minutes 10 Seconds

Josh staggering to his feet for a handshake gets it from Rob who pulls in for a hug, but gets a side belly to belly suplex with Josh going down laying in punches. The Diabolical one gets a bit sick looking as he rises up to stomp the head of the II Champ. Josh lifts Rob up into the Violent Impact before rolling from the ring and heading to the back as Nick Miller says.

Josh not happy of course, but what sportsmanship. He'll get Rob in the ring again cause you know the II Champ is always up for a fight!



Triple Threat Match
Phoenix Winterborn v. Bill Roberts v. Julie
Bill wanting Mack found himself losing last weeks fatal four involving his two opponents tonight. The Hardcore Heartbreaker wants the WAR World Title it seems, but if he can beat the SEF Champ or a former champ, he would be in World Title contention. Julie with some nasty blows last week to Phoenix scored the win, but the WAR continues. What will The Queen have in store this week as the match is still a no DQ environment?!
Referee: Harry Hunter

Winner: Julie via Pinfall over Bill @ 21 Minutes 58 Seconds



6 Pack Tornado II Title #1 Contenders Match
Cool Jay Lou v. Kimberly Pain v. Skull v. Zilus Zion v. Kasey Winterborn v. Mesa
Big opportunity for one of these young wrestlers to break out and get a shot at the prestigious II Title next week on WAR! We'll see Mesa and Cool Jay Lou put their tag team on hold for a week, but could the two possibly work together to insure one of them wins!? Or will we see one of the others make their mark where it matters the most?!
Referee: Doug Melvin

Winner: Cool Jay Lou via Pinfall over Zilus @ 16 Minutes 41 Seconds

We go backstage to Frank E Dangerously's office where SpongeBarry StonedPants walks in wearing his same gear we saw him debut in at Snake Eyes. Frankie on his cellphone leaning back in his chair as Barry approached. Frankie holding a finger up to motion one minute or second, but Barry grabs the Owner by his collar ripping him over the desk forcing him down on it. Barry choking the boss who gasps and his phone making a clank as it drops to the floor. Barry smacking Frankie's head into the desk, then drags him forward off the desk to the floor. Barry with a knee to the throat leaps up stomping Frankie's head, then rifles through drawers of the Owner's desk. Barry finding what he is looking for in some documents rolled up after looking them over. The SpongeBarry kicks Frankie in his ribs as the Owner pleas.

Why are you doing this? Who are you? Viper?

Barry looks down shaking his head no just says in a low, gruff tone.

Viper is done with SEF and after these papers get where they need to be, his band of bikers will be gone as well! SpongeBarry StonedPants has the insurance policy he needs to make sure he becomes the biggest name in SEF. Hell, maybe I'll sign these papers and make myself the biggest star this company has seen, from both ends?

Barry laughing a bit maniacal as he walks out of the office with the papers clenched tight in his hand. Frankie on the floor writhing in pain cries for help.



Main Event
WAR World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match
CWS v. Shane Mack(c)
Winning the deathmatch at Snake Eyes gave CWS a World Title shot and last week on WAR we found out he wanted Mack's title. So this week they do battle and its a ladder match turning this match into a more hardcore environment both men are sure to love. Will CWS be able to drink enough or have to sober up when he faces The Showsteala for the WAR World Title?
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Winner and NEW WAR World Champion: CWS when Bill attacks Mack with a chair @ 41 Minutes 12 Seconds



Bill wailing on Mack in the ring lays the chair over The Showsteala's face stomping it. Mack rolling away gets a dropkick sending him out of the ring and CWS coming off the ladder with a splash to Bill. The new WAR Champ gets up kicking at Bill sending him from the ring and scurrying to the back. CWS grabbing his title lifts it high as he tosses back some beer and Nick Miller says.

An awesome ladder match capping off a stellar WAR despite Bill Roberts costing Mack the match. Have a feeling its only a matter of time before we see those two lock up one on one!

No shit! Mack is gonna make Bill pay, maybe, if he can, or perhaps the Hardcore Heartbreaker is the new show in town?

Bill has all the tools to last in the ring, but if he can use them to push himself to the top is the question!? CWS drinking up good tonight with his new title and we'll see ya all next week where I have word the King of SEF tournament is being brought back and qualifying rounds occur on WAR!

Where'd you hear that?

Frankie told me earlier before he was assaulted by SpongeBarry who stole some douments from the Owner.

Maybe they were the papers Viper drew up to sign over SEF to Frankie, but knowing that dumbass he probably never signed them?

You know something I don't?

Always!

Sly just smirking like he does, but seems to be just fucking with Nick who nods his head no way.

Well whatever it is it had to be something big if Barry assaulted the Owner to get them! Maybe we'll find out next week? Maybe Bill is right or maybe SpongeBarry just wants to get booked more?

Maybe Barry should show up more?

Maybe he should and maybe he will next week which is when we'll see ya again, so have a goodnight!